Sunday, March 04, 2007

"Fever Dreams" Upcoming Trailer Brought To You By:

MyQuil. Get Crunked.
Granny Says So.

(The makers of MyQuil brand cough syrup have no relation to NyQuil, nor do they in fact know your Grandmother in any sense, but would like too, we hear she's nice. The makers of MyQuil does not, in fact, support the elicit use of our MyQuil brand cough syrup in methods that are deemed harmful and illegal. If "Crunking" does occur, MyQuil brand cough syrup takes no responsibility for any hallucination, male pregnancies, flying bike rides, eyelid cancer, or any activities that could be described as "the most fun ever, especially if you are a kid and mom isn't home". MyQuil should not be used as directed. MyQuil simply should not be used, period. And yes, "Granny" is holding a dildo.)

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